[ You hear that loud as hell music? Yeah, it's coming from Iroha's house. It's that annoying UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ dance music you hear at parties where you're too busy dancing or drinking to bother listening to the music.
There's a big-ass sign in front of Iroha's house, pointing inside. It reads; ]

IROHA NEKOMURA'S BADASS PARTY HELL YEAH

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[So, Iroha's sat on a small stool in the DR, surrounded by what look like piles upon piles of colourful gifts. However, a few have been opened and revealed to be... empty. Of course, Iroha's less than impressed with this and absent-mindedly kicking around some of the empty boxes. Atop her head is a small paper hat, the kind you'd see at a party. ]

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[ If you happen to pass a certain street corner today, you might spot Iroha. She has a small guitar case in front of her -- most likely 'borrowed' from one of her AH-Software siblings, and one of her floating cat-shaped microphones is at her mouth. After taking a deep breath, Iroha begins to sing, with her DPBs providing the backing track. ]

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[TODAY IROHA IS CELEBRATING CHOCOLATE DAY BY GIVING OUT FREE CHOCOLATES!!!!!]

[No but seriously there's a tray of HELLO KITTY SHAPED CHOCOLATES (naturally) on a table beneath an umbrella, to prevent them from melting in the summer heat. More boxes of HELLO KITTY SHAPED CHOCOLATES are stacked below the table.]

Everybody come have chocolate!!!

[Today, Iroha is THINKING QUESTIONS!!]

... What's 'moe'?

[Iroha is staggering around as if she might fall over any second.

She probably will.]

T-too heavy!

[BEING A HUMAN DOES NOT MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE TO A KITTYLER. Except her helmet and giant hand speakers seemed a lot more light when she was a robot...]

[SUDDENLY, IROHA]

[rushing towards you, losing her balance, and falling flat on her face]

D-did I miss Valentine's Day...? Ow...

♪HELLO, WORLD!♬

I'm officially official, nya!

[Cats do not abide by human schedules. They go about doing their own thing on their own time. That was one of their charms, after all. Always being aloof and disinterested in whatever sort of order the world had to offer ( Read more... )

[Suddenly, speakers. With kitty ears. Hoverin' around you.]